Tweets posted during the week of January 25, 2009.
- The best way to demonstrate cognitive dissonance is to use the term “social fabric” in a speech for which you have dressed in plaid.
- McManna Dictionary: Government Economic Policy – Lies about supply and demand. (Stolen from this must read book: http://tinyurl.com/b55zaj.)
- To the lady I met today at Starbucks: “Wow! You make carbon trading take on an altogether different meaning. Even cap & trade sounds good.”
- So, it’s biology, geology, paleontology, zoology, botany, etc… v. a 2000 year old book that doesn’t mention any of the above. Easy as pie!
- Some day I want to look as good as Lisa Loeb sounds. And looks.
- Job description: Event coordinator. Required skill: The ability to treat an individual as an equal only if they treat you as a superior.
- Every time “virtually” is used in a sentence it is used in error. Virtually.
- A colleague just said, “Even the most cheerful of people dislike something about everything.” That virtually screams post me on twitter.
- The words “The Best Of” are best served when followed by “Bob & Ray.” (http://tinyurl.com/c33lyg)
- When it comes to certainty, it’s important to remember, no proof of ≠ proof of none.
