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Tweets posted from October 11, 2009 thru October 17, 2009.

• From the Modern Marketers Dictionary: A Sidekick – The resultant shift in market share after a serious gaffe. (http://bit.ly/sgcqy)
• Advice to business speakers: The term ‘loosely engaged’ should be carefully considered before addressing an audience of wedding planners.
• Attention unseasoned joke writers. This is as easy as it gets. (http://bit.ly/q1NJV)
• Governments don’t plan, they scheme.
• A communication medium may not determine how the brain works. But it does determine how the brain is working.
• Journalist – A peddler of decontextualized messages, well suited to a particular medium, designed to elicit a predetermined response.
• My clothes are dirty. The interweb seems to be a place where folks routinely do others’ laundry. So, anyone want to do my laundry?

Tweets posted from October 4, 2009 thru October 10, 2009.

• The funny, smart, sometimes oracular Graham Chapman died twenty years ago today. A lamentable day – nope! Life of Brian DVD is on the tube.
• A sales projection meeting that includes the word “if” is ≈ a Vegas conjuring act. What is being projected onto the future is bias, not sales.
• A sad day! (http://bit.ly/27zbpW)
• If you’re a ‘pro blogger’ upset with having to tell the truth then you’re not a pro blogger.
• Testing, testing this is a test. Is twitter in the midst of a no whale fail?
• Nobel Prize committee members must be the type of people who flap their arms inside of an airplane thinking it helps the thing to fly.

Tweets posted from September 27, 2009 thru October 3, 2009.

• What a product does technically is minor when compared to what our mind does with that product.
• At this weekends photo-shoot my client requested Lyle Lovett music. Tickle Toe & Here I Am was put on repeat. Almost refused my fee. Almost.
• Agree or disagree with ‘em, it’s always a good thing when people who say they love San Francisco live there.
• Editing your own writing is like having a room full of fun house mirrors inserted into your brain.
• It’s maddening that folks can tweet their Google Wave experience before I’m “invited” to try it. Large, limited releases stink.
• It ought to be illegal for an urologist to invite you to dinner right after he tells you he is an urologist.

Tweets posted from September 20, 2009 thru September 26, 2009.

• Today on Imperial You – Five popularity heightening techniques that will not turn your art into artifice.
• Buy insurance or pay the government. Calling that a tax is dangerously kind. It’s really a vomitous, black-hearted example of racketeering.
• This is a little inside baseball, but remember dear friends (you know who you are): Jack Kilby = microchip. Jack Kirby = comic book.
• It’s usually worth the considerable effort required to appreciate mathematics & the French. Usually.
• Sat in (for a bit) on a meeting in which the phrases “Absence makes the heart…” & “Out of sight out of…” were said about the same thing.
• Like Neil Young or hate Neil Young? That is the only question capable of revealing the essence of a human being.
• Goalies are so thickheaded they actually try to catch the flu. Hi yo!

Tweets posted from September 13, 2009 thru September 19, 2009.

• Phone rang as I was walking past a coffee shop. Thought it was my lab assistant with new evidence. But it was just Mom with dinner details.
• L5, L6, S1 rupture. Is there an app for that?
• Separation of church & state is a good idea. Separation of health care & state is a better idea. Separate the make believe and the real.
• Playing golf is a sufficient validation of a handicap. I see no purpose in a number system to measure its severity.
• Today on Imperial You – Join Anna & Dirk for tips on how to maintain your personal influence in today’s ever changing group dynamic.

Tweets posted from September 6, 2009 thru September 12, 2009.

• Photographers know a lot about lights and even more about light.
• The amount of well-being in a society is inversely proportional to the size of government. Has there ever been an exception?
• Sad to hear that Larry Gelbart has died.
• Wish I was part of the group in Washington D.C. Never thought I would say that. But, it’s true. #tlot #tcot
• It can’t be an accident that kluge rhymes with stooge.
• Behavior comes from a haphazard assembly of so many neurons that it’s stinking tricky to predict what will happen next. But it’s fun trying.

Tweets posted from September 1, 2009 thru September 5, 2009.

• The universal correct response to every question that starts, “What is the best,” is Fool In The Rain.
• The Three Stooges is the exception that proves the opposites attract rule.
• Goalies are to soccer what drummers are to music; only with slightly shorter hair and thicker gloves.
• Hitting a bulls eye with a dart requires skill. Throwing a dart & painting a bulls eye around it less so. A pro must be the former.
• Canon 7D video footage available here. (http://bit.ly/1lQRMp)

Tweets posted from July 27, 2009 thru August 31, 2009.

• Carnac says, “2.” – Rip, blow. – “Name the number of NBC talk show hosts that will be off the air within one year.” Ed, “Hi yo!”
• It’s impossible to fully trust anyone who dislikes Ray Bradbury.
• During the first week of fall term, the hallways of a junior college smell more like Target than Target.
• If web design was a Sherlock Holmes production I wish it would go more Jeremy Brett and less Basil Rathbone.
• Talk about your true descender. This is the sexiest site I’ve seen all year. Please don’t judge me too harshly. (http://typedia.com/)
• Information without understanding is useless. The ability to store & recall data is not a measure of either intelligence or wisdom.
• I don’t want to force you to help fund my purchase of a car or health insurance. This also makes me feel good about myself.
• I don’t want to be forced to help fund the purchase of a strangers car or health insurance. This makes me feel good about myself.
• Trying to smile for photographer who says my color is green. Was hoping for purple. Even beige is better than yucky, mucky, unlucky green.
• Here is the health care bill, H.R.3200, in PDF format (http://bit.ly/5SknX). This is a must read and totally terrifying.

Tweets posted from May 23, 2009 thru June 7, 2009.

• Good & fast is unfailingly slower than bad & fast. It won’t pay to be good if you compete where the two are valued equally. Best to move on.
• WWDC is just a couple of hours away. Video iPhone = exciting. See video’s made with an iPhone, not so much.
• Microsoft need not continue advertising which tries to evoke a sense that Windows PC’s are cheap. Everyone I know already feels that way.
• There is no comfort to be had from a government that forces us to accept what it cannot persuade us to accept.

Tweets posted from March 8, 2009 thru May 22, 2009.

• What did your counterpart say? Why did your counterpart say it? What are your objectives? Answer these correctly & success will soon follow.
• I would rather be penniless in a free market economy than rich in a command economy. Having said that, I don’t believe either is possible.
• Being the best at something requires you to accept what you just made as having unusual value only until someone else duplicates it.
• Rap music would be a perfect locution with the addition of a leading C.
• Physicists spend much time sorting out a unified field theory. The field of government has a unified theory. It’s called individual freedom.
• Just when I thought the Kindle was right for me, they’ve decided to “fix” its most notable feature . (http://tinyurl.com/d7jkx4)
• If you resize my browser window you’re suspect. Highly suspect.
• The difference between amateur & professional: Professionals persuade. Amateurs force. This is why markets are superior to government.
• People absorb impressions before they absorb substance. The amateur communicator attends only to the impression. The pro attends to both.